Being Compared to Jimmy Carter
BHO Taileprompter: I wish people would stop comparing me to Jimmy Carter. I don't even like peanuts.
View ArticleHeaded to the airport
BHO Taileprompter: I am headed to the airport for a TSA screening. Michelle never "touches my junk" anymore.
View ArticleSTART Treaty
BHO Taileprompter: Congress needs to hurry up and ratify START. I lost the nuke codes again!
View ArticleNew Airport Scanners
BHO Taileprompter: My stock in naked body scanners is really taking off.
View ArticleNorth Korean Attack
BHO Taileprompter: Those crazy North Koreans need to knock it off. They are giving good communists a bad name.
View ArticlePardoning a Turkey
BHO Taileprompter: I pardoned a turkey today and secured the turkey vote for democrats in 2012.
View ArticleBlack Friday
BHO Taileprompter: I am going #BlackFriday shopping. It is hard to buy Christmas presents for my socialist friends.
View ArticleCOP16
BHO Taileprompter: I am too embarrassed to go to the COP16 conference in Cancun. I guess I will opt-out.
View ArticleWikileak
BHO Taileprompter: I won't take this Wikileak thing laying down. I am drafting a strongly worded letter!
View ArticleUnemployment Up
BHO Taileprompter: Unemployment is up to 9.8%! I'll leave town and let Biden deal with it.
View ArticleSurprise visit to Afghanistan
BHO Taileprompter: My surprise visit to Afghanistan was a success. I was able to talk to Karzai on the phone!
View ArticleWhite House Haunted
BHO Taileprompter: The White House is haunted. Every time I look in a mirror I see Jimmy Carter.
View ArticleTax Deal
BHO Taileprompter: I guess I will make a tax deal with the devil...err...Republicans.
View ArticleCriticism From Left
BHO Taileprompter: I wish left-wing Democrats would stop calling me a Republican. I am a Socialist!
View ArticleBill Clinton Visits
BHO Taileprompter: Bill Clinton dropped by. He told me where he hid the special box of hand-dipped cigars he left behind.
View ArticleBlizzard
BHO Taileprompter: There is another blizzard in the Midwest. Must be caused by global warming!
View ArticleChristmas Spending
BHO Taileprompter: I am really in the Christmas spirit. i think I'll spend a trillion dollars of someone else money!
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